"I stay fat because it just wouldn't be fair to all the thin people if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, and thin. It's a public service really." - Rebel Wilson
"We should always have three friends in our lives - one who walks ahead who we look up to and follow; one who walks beside us, who
is with us every step of our journey; and then, one who we reach back for and bring along after we've cleared the way." - Michelle Obama